im the most terrific liar u ever heard in ur life. its awful. if im on my way to the stall to buy fo0d, i'm liable to say im going to the circus. it's terrible..wakak.

tu psl nari aku tk pi training. k0 tau xcuse ape aku kasi..h0i..jgn tanye 0i..da lamest xcuse u ever heard im tellin ya..dats y i dun wanna t0k b0ut it. instead let's t0k b0ut my dae..i went out wif my sis -intenti0n t0 cut hair again- but i ended up n0t cutting, cuz i wanna kip l0ong hair..i juz thined my hair. thined it at kimage da funan it plaza..far rite..juz t0 thin my hair..sialanx sark..baek gi jw siy0t..agi mulia..hurhur..pe la ak0 mapek ni..den went ct hall da c0ffeebean buy dis st0rberi drink g0t cream 0n t0p.wad da hell da name is i 0s0 dunn0 ar..min0m jer..da bag0s akak aku blanjerrr (= quite n0iCe~! den acc0mpanied my sis buy cl0thes at mang0 and t0psh0p..pastu jln2 pat suntec..haix..0nce in a lifetyme xia i g0 0ut wif her lyke dis bersh0ppin..we hardly get al0ng but dunn0 y t0dae...gaknye die terlalu mendak k0t..tu psl die ajak aku..huahuahuahuahua...tk de 0rg laen sei..0k c0ntinue..ah den went l0ng j0hn t0 eat l0r..pastu we g0 jw plak..g0 buy bubble tea..after everytink, decided t0 g0 h0me..t0ok 98..walau dat part dara up xia..driver buat hal si0l...The bus driver 0pend the d00r and made me thr0w away my bubble tea. i t0ld him i wasnt g0ing t0 litter his bus 0r wad..but he w0uldnt believe me. people never believe you..sundalanx t0l tu driver..aku ingat xia..

reached h0me 0ni..i remembered i needed t0 buy sumtink at jp..kakak aku plak buat hal..die tk nk temankan..bus3d sark..so, i t0ok 30. reached jp 0ni, a man appr0ached me asking f0r d0nati0ns. he was 0ne 0f th0se bald guyz that c0mb all their hair 0ver fr0m the side t0 c0ver up the baldness. i'd rather be bald than do that. Anyway what a gorgeous job for a guy around fifty-five years old. Carrying donation slips and waiting fer ppl to donate. I suppose he wasnt to0 intelligent or anything to ask for donations at that type of place, but it was terrible anyway. pitied him. damn near sympathized with him. He relli t0ked me into it. Finally gave him 5 bux which he, in return, thanked me graci0usly. That was so embarrassing. After i left, i started feeling s0ri that i'd given away my 5 bux juz lyke dat. The thing was, I had n0 m0ney t0 t0p-up my ez-link. I was s0ri anyway. G0ddam money. It alwayz ends up making u blue as hell.